Trump weeted @ therealDonald Trump “ All you bad hombres must give up spy/criminal Assange or I’m gonna take you, your presidential plane, and your country.
@therealDonaldTrump “ I’ll bring that criminal to justice I’m gonna lock him up”.
Assange has been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London in a 5 year stalemate over his extradition to the United States. Trump dispatched his son-in-law Jared Kushner to negotiate a deal.
The terms include the purchase of the Ecuadorian Embassy by Kushner’s Real Estate Company for US$ 100 million.
A spokesperson for Kushner’s Real Estate Company said “it is a very advantageous time to purchase the London property and Jared and Ivanka stand to make a killing.”
Assange worked out a deal that before he is extradited to the United States he can participate in a London dine around with new found pal Jared. So far Jared and Julian were cited at Diver XO, Bao Fitzrovia, and Barrafina. Julian needs to put on a few pounds before facing U.S. penitentiary food. And Jared was happy to put on a few pounds before returning to his stressful job in the Trump administration where he reportedly has little time to eat.